Chat Log 1 – Brain Dead Michael

P: Yo wanna go to that new restaurant that opened?

J: Yea sure! I heard they have all kinds of food

M:

P: Dude answer..

M:

J: So do you want or not?

M: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

J: God damn what’s hard in saying yea or nah?

M: Idk…

M: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Hey Macarena, ay!

P: What

M:

P: You know what, screw it. The restaurant is crap anyways

M: Let’s go there

P: BRUH WHAT

J: Pablo, I think Michael has a bit of brain damage. After all, you did almost kill him with that somehow sharp but seemingly round olive

M: Ay ay ay I’m your little butterfly

P: A yea i guess you’re right

Inspired by real life (i think he knows if i send this to him)

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